"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it
Im covered in spots and ulcers cause I’m so run down but I don’t even know why
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
things that annoy me:
- you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
- are you sure you’re gay????
- you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
- it’s a phase??????
- your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
- my dick will make you straight????
- you don’t look like a lesbian?????
- lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????