I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.
Rachel Wolchin (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: observando)

kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113)

fxncky:

After learning how good it is to sleep with someone, sleeping alone will be the hardest thing you’ll ever do.

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

thegreensanitarium:

rhitahtyn:

gay

image

clirkstrider:

arlert-armin:

turn it down senpai

kiss kiss fall and drown

(Source: advice-animal)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond