officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD


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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.
(via intensional)

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dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.
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happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it


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Im covered in spots and ulcers cause I’m so run down but I don’t even know why


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Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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gayblowjob:

things that annoy me:

  • you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
  • are you sure you’re gay????
  • you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
  • it’s a phase??????
  • your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
  • my dick will make you straight????
  • you don’t look like a lesbian?????
  • lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????

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