what the fuck new zealand

(Source: mythaelogy)


i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye


House party tonight! (Weird day I know aha) and I’m a lil lightheaded from a few pre party shots and I thought I’d show you my babies😍 I’m so pale aha!


do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.
Michael Faudet   (via michaelfaudet)


if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you



i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable